flossing the oboe

(v.) to elbow a sexual partner in the mouth within a half-hour of intercourse.

She was so upset that I had given her a Spanish Wipe that she was flossing the oboe before I knew it.

by mrmantis March 2, 2011

Pump Floss

Putting a towel between your legs and pulling it back and forth to clean those genitals

Ah you just finished showering? lemme pump floss you

by CongoBongo February 25, 2015

Vaginal Floss

The tip of my tongue.

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

cracka floss

just a funny ass name to call someone. doesn't mean shit.

What's up cracka floss?

by a really white guy May 21, 2009

dental floss

when a girl wheres a thong to scrape off the excess poo from her anus after she took a dump!

"ew! look at that girl! she's wearing dental floss! i guess she doesn't like to wipe or is too lazy to"

by Jessika May Burgess April 12, 2008

Floss Hatin'

when someone tryin to hate on ur floss. someone dissin ur floss.

"Man, why u Floss Hatin', u know my grill is real."

by MATT BROWNE July 24, 2006

flossing with curlies

When you go to a sub shop and don't order the sub sandwich, but eat off the buffet, only to get Lasagna that has a huge, matted ball of pubic hair, which gets stuck in your teeth and you have to pull it out from between them like floss.

Dan and I laughed as Will flossed with matted pubic hair from his Lasagna while Will screamed "You'll be laughing when you're flossing with curlies"

by Tim Rost July 19, 2006