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floosh

The formal union of two men or two women.

On the Yahoo! News comment page for an article about the gay marriage vote in Australia, there were many people expressing their opinions, most of their comments barely legible because of poor spelling and grammar. One of these outraged Australian citizens, we'll call him Scotty, had this to say:

"The oxford dictionary defines the word MARRIAGE as the formal union of a MAN and a WOMAN, you stole the word GAY from OUR vocabulary just leave the word MARRIAGE alone, you maggots, why can't you just make up your own word, and do that besides playing choo choo trains."

The gay community immediately dropped their choo choo trains and agreed with Scotty. It would be much easier to add a completely different word to the dictionary, rather than slightly change the definition for 'marriage', which is many centuries old. Thus, they pulled a bogus word out of their asses and invented 'floosh'. Floosh is the exact same thing as marriage, but it only applies to gay people.

To avoid having to change the meaning of any other words in the straight people dictionary, homosexuals throughout the globe are in the process of creating a completely different vocabulary that is compiled of words that only gay people may use. 'The Coxford Dictionary' is expected to be released around September 2069, and will feature a picture of Scotty next to the definition of 'ignorantfuckingbogan', meaning 'anyone who posts stupid comments on Yahoo! News'.
Yasmin and I are getting flooshed tomorrow, I'm so excited!

Walter decided he was going to save his virginity until floosh.

Sudha's parents planned an arranged floosh for her.

The flooshing ceremony was beautiful!

Sean, will you floosh me?

Devoted Christian: Jesus Christ does not approve of floosh!
Devoted faggot: Screw you.
by iamawordsmith November 21, 2010
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yellow floofy thing

a yellow coloured "thing" in which someone floofs with.
this only happens, however at 6.32PM in a secluded forest somewhere around the midlands.
do not mistake this with "yellow floofers" as these are highly different and this mistake can get you into a large amount of trouble.
please disregard all other entries.
A"is it time?"
B"i think so"
A"get the yellow floofy thing"
by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004
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Two Floors

Short for Two Floors Up commonly referred to as Two Floors, Two Floors Up, located on Bourke Street Melbourne Australia. Infamous for it's shit hole club good music, and muzzas
lets hit up two floors tonight, i got a bag of googs
by yzy May 17, 2010
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Floofy Chonky Boi

How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.
Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!
by dashy99993 April 7, 2020
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Floofy

Adjective- Soft and malleable in texture.
My boyfriend's hair is floofy.
by Angillas November 27, 2009
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floofa

a term used to describe something in a negative manner
Man, that game was floofa!
by Any Onomous April 21, 2003
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Floofball

Floofball is Floofball
What is a Floofball?
"floofball"
by Skrattar du forlorar du August 5, 2021
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