Flock of Seagulls

The group of guys you want to “run so far away from” their dads are probably lawyers

Look it’s a flock of seagulls. Let’s run so they don’t roofie us

by Ivy Cyanide May 24, 2022

Flaccid Offerings

The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.

No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.

by Urb Snake March 17, 2023

almost saw the flocka wocka

when you’re on facetime and he almost shows you his dick on accident

person 1: *phone falls almost showing penis*

person 2: “Uh Oh almost saw the Flocka Wocka

by midgetporn888 January 15, 2021

Murder a flock

To drink a slab/carton/block/30 pack tinnies of Emu Export beer.

Man, this disturbance data review was fucked. When I knock off, I’m gonna murder a flock.

by Nan_the_ornithologist June 7, 2021

Waka Flocka

A nigga who can only rhyme with the word nigga in his hood ass songs

Oh meng, that shit right there go hard as the Waka Flocka!

by datniggawhoookid June 29, 2011

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

flock

1. a group of birds
2. to go from one place to another quickly

1. "There is a flock of birds in the sky."
2. "He's chasing us! FLOCK!"

by tasha May 13, 2005