No fingering February

A stupid, retarded, dumb, idiotic, moronic, gay, dyslexic, disabled, unintelligent, foolish, ignorant set of words created by brainless people.

Dumb Girl: Ahh no it’s No Fingering February 😫
Intelligent Man: That bullshit doesn’t exist you hick.

by Affectual November 6, 2019

Fingering the Death Star

Finger fucking an Aids infected asshole with a seeping open wound on your finger

Ryan was fingering the Death Star last night, who knows how long till hes dying

by SanjeCollins May 6, 2018

Fingering Handshake

When giving a handskade, you put your middle and index finger into the other persons hand and "finger" it

Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it

(fingering handshake)

I finger handshaked Jenny and she also wanted to fuck!

by XxBreadmakerxX April 3, 2018

Fingering the Death Star

When someone with an open wound on their fingers, fingers another person with AIDS in the butthole who's bleeding from the ass.

Did you hear about Steve? Crazy, he was FINGERING THE DEATH STAR and just found out he's got the HIVy.

by SanjeCollins March 5, 2018

Fingering Bum

An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.

"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"

by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021

fingering a dog

when you finger someone but it a dog

Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?

by yesgamerboy69hahafuny April 14, 2021

fingering

what i did to your mum last night

hey ben, i was fingering your dog yesterday.

by deez nuts smell like salamiii August 31, 2021