ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

Close fitting borty

A nickname for someone named Spencer (another meaning, being ‘close fitting jacket) with a nice little voice cracking Morty from ‘Rick and Morty’.

Hey close fitting borty

by *cries in quadratic formula* February 15, 2019

korean fisting

Verb. Is essentially fisting, but sideways with smaller hands.

Ryan was enjoying a nice Korean fisting after a long hard day of regular fisting.

by Iron Fisting July 7, 2019

Minion Fisting

It's the act of someone punching a minion.

Timmy was Minion Fisting last night.

by RevengGhost August 8, 2019

Ice fisting

Sticking your hand in a bucket of ice, then proceeding to fist a bitch.

Man, Ayden really wants to take an ice fisting right now.

by Funduntard March 4, 2020

Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them

Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!

by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020

The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.

A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep

by NTRP January 6, 2021