Filipino KKK

Kataas-taasang, Kagalang-galangang Katipunan ng̃ mg̃á Anak ng̃ Bayan is the long form of Filipino KKK in tagalog i think, idk tho.

Me: I really admire the people from the KKK, theyre great!
Some dude: Ayo the KKK is better!
You need to understand we stand there for a minute like in an old western film. Hopefully thi guy didnt mean the Filipino KKK

by xxx_milfhunter_xxx_negroid-enj February 28, 2024

DIY Filipino

A person who has one biological parent of East Asian descent and one biological parent of Hispanic descent, called so because the features of those two ethnicities often produce a child with features that resemble a Filipino.

"Dude, are you like Filipino or something?"
"I'm what you call DIY Filipino, I have a Mexican dad and a Chinese mom"

by SlowieLowie March 11, 2019

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!

Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?

by Filipino sundae May 17, 2016

Filipino Thunder

An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.

"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"

"Yeah man, and their parents were in."

by Logicalthinking May 15, 2018

filipino syrup

The act of urinating in a woman's ass and then proceeding to drink the urine through a straw

How is it with Alice? Oh things are great last night we made some filipino syrup the other night

by GothSimp69 November 06, 2023

Angry Filipino

A husband or boyfriend is forced to witness his wife/girlfriend getting fucked by some dude who then removed his dick from her vagina and swabs it across the upper lip of the husband/boyfriend, and te goes back to fucking her.

Man, what a wild night! I was railing Christine when I noticed her boyfriend was witnessing in shock. I pulled out and delivered an angry Filipino, and went back to finishing the task at hand

by Carroll69 July 24, 2022