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filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.
that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.
by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019
mugGet the filipino conditionmug.

Filipino stink bomb

After sex in Batangas the person doing a Filipino stink bomb will rip ass
Ew porker totally let out a Filipino stink bomb
by BatangasSC April 8, 2025
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Filipino 4-Pointer

Going above and beyond unnecessarily, especially in a smug way. Derived from the fact that the PBA introduced a 4-point line in 2024.
Coed 1: "Did you see Remy turning in his exam early *and* giving a cronut to the professor?"
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."
by CKMeredith June 20, 2025
mugGet the Filipino 4-Pointermug.

Filipino Dumpling

After I tasted his sweet ravioli, I decided to return the favor with the 'ol Filipino Dumpling.
by TheOneForPeace October 9, 2020
mugGet the Filipino Dumplingmug.

Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat
“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”
by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021
mugGet the Filipino sand surfingmug.

Filipino-cousin

The son or daughter of a close family friend who is of the same generation or age.

First generation Filipino immigrants in the United States, particularly in Los Angeles and other major cities, didn’t have much family when they arrived, so their friends became their adopted families. When these first-gens all had children, the kids would refer to each other as “cousins” since they grew up so close to each other like siblings or cousins.
Although we all grew up together, Jon-Jon is my real cousin and Errol is only my Filipino-cousin since our parents have been friends for close to 20 years.
by cb1rocks April 1, 2024
mugGet the Filipino-cousinmug.

Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!
Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?
by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016
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