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Fickle Finger of Fate

A sexual move done between a recently married couple. The man takes his middle and index fingers and shoves them deeply into the womans vagina with brute force. He then widens his fingers as wide as he can. It should then cause great alarm and great pleasure to his recent wife. If she screams in pain and agony then they will not last forever. Made famous by one named Harvey Green
"Congrats on the marriage man. You think you will last forever?" "Dude on our honeymoon I gave her the Fickle Finger of Fate. She loved every second of it. We are lasting forever."
by Speechman56 February 22, 2010
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ficken

chicken that tastes like fish
person 1: "this chicken tastes like fish"
person 2: "maybe it is fish"
person 1:"i will call it ficken"
person 2: "i will dance around it with torches, ficken reminds me of medival times. Like, would tho care to take a gander up the ficken?"
by EmmaLALA June 24, 2007
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ficklestick

A penis that rapidly changes between erect and flaccid without warning.
"Because he had a ficklestick, he was unable to pleasure a woman."
by Wordsmith256 March 30, 2009
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Ficken

Ficken is a ficken kicker for the ficken Jets.
I can't believe the ficken Jets lost again!! Oh wait, yes I can, their ficken kicker is Ficken!
by BiN2000 November 6, 2020
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Fickleberry

A parson who do a ting at a time and then forgorts what he was doign
Yur mother is a fickleberry
by BRENDAN GILLS July 18, 2021
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ficked

A combination of the word Fuck and Wicked. Why risk offending people around you by screaming "that was fucking wicked!!" while playing BlackOps, you can scream "that was FICKED" (pronounced: fick-ed, sounds like: fickehd)
I just got 20 kills and unleased the dogs on Blackops - that was FICKED!!!
by DigitalRanger December 21, 2010
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fickle basterd

A man or woman who is fickle in every action within their daily life. They usually have extremely bad eczema with tendencies of lurking around peoples neighbor hoods.
that Paul and Lucy Dimahlo are the biggest fickle basterds i have ever seen.
by Luke Happ March 8, 2008
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