A cousin to the alcoholic beverage "Irish Car Bomb", the Canadian Terrorist involves a shot of Black Velvet whiskey dropped into a Labat or Canadian Beer. The destructive capacity of Canadian Terrorists is endless.
Mike: Hey Jon, let's go grab some Canadian Terrorists tonight and confuse the bartender.
Jon: I would like to get drunk tonight as well, however I prefer not waking up in my own bile.
Jon: I would like to get drunk tonight as well, however I prefer not waking up in my own bile.
by FultyFresh April 4, 2010
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A counter terrorist may do any of the following:
Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.
Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.
Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.
Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.
Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
A counter terrorist may do any of the following:
Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.
Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.
Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.
Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.
Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
Sue: Why don't you shop at insert name of any big chain store anymore?
Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.
Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.
Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.
Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.
Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
by Maaron May 19, 2013
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1. An individual who is always up to generally harmless but potentially disturbing or disruptive actions and antics. Example: One who discreetly releases known and or anticipated to be nasty farts in crowded store isles, elevators, cars or waiting rooms.
2. A soft core terrorist can be one who gets his co-workers all sensationalized with bogus, incomplete or sketchy information.
3> One who mindlessly creates undesirable conditions for others. I.e. blocking intersections, leaving a shopping cart in the way of four different people, leaving something nasty in a public laundry machine etc.
2. A soft core terrorist can be one who gets his co-workers all sensationalized with bogus, incomplete or sketchy information.
3> One who mindlessly creates undesirable conditions for others. I.e. blocking intersections, leaving a shopping cart in the way of four different people, leaving something nasty in a public laundry machine etc.
Person A: Jerome was all excited and had us all freaked out that something bad was happening.
Person B: He's a f--kin' soft core terrorist.
Person B: He's a f--kin' soft core terrorist.
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While at a club, Joe and his girlfriend were approached by Joe's ex. The ex procedes to insinuate that Joe was still seeing her therefore laying waste to Joe's hopes of getting laid that weekend.
That bitch was such a cock terrorist.
That bitch was such a cock terrorist.
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Yeah, but now Joe Biden is calling me a terrorist!
Yeah, but now Joe Biden is calling me a terrorist!
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