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Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
by PervyPandas June 22, 2024
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White Feather

Describing a launching of a projectile of any kind that was taken with extreme precision, referencing the astonishing accuracy of an american sniper in the vietnam war who wore a white feather on his helmet.
“Woah, you white feather’d that load into me babe”
Watch this, im gonna white feather this paper into the trash
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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Feather head

A segment of shaman bro-ism, most commonly seen with feathers in their hats, integrating from Tulum experiences and in high-society alike. Having derived from a promoter bro, they don't have a lot, but commonly lie about their assets and pedigrees. After they're discovered, they leave town and integration--once again--begins.
The feather head told me he owned an art gallery, that turned out to be my good friend, Brian's.
by kakademon November 26, 2021
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Feather Reduction

When you get a somewhat appearance altering haircut.
He got a crazy feather reduction yesterday.
by Simulation735 March 25, 2024
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feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.
Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.
by SpaceTT August 16, 2025
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Horns & Feathers

A ridiculously delicious drink consisting of an extra large cup of Grey Goose vodka (Feathers) on the rocks with a "splash" of
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.
People have been known to blackout and miss work after too many Horns & Feathers.

On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers
by danimal99 July 20, 2010
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Kelsea Feathers

Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
by anonymous December 14, 2024
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