falmouth

A vacation spot for all of USA. Eveyone loves Cape Cod in the summer, even their residents. However, they do notice that nearly every spec of their sand is covered with tourist towels and their roads are populated to the maximum, even the backroads.

Poor Katie, a Falmouth Resident made it into the Old Silver beach parking lot at 9 am after waiting nearly 30 minutes for the beach to open. She laid out and got started on that tan, when she was awoken from her sunning from the kicking of ignorant tourists kicking up sand on her towel and in her face as they set up the umbrella right over her head in her sun... there is no other room on the beach now, and it is 9:15. So Katie leaves, and her usual 8 minute ride home results in 8 phone calls on her cell phone, and 58 minutes later she is home.

by Caroline April 12, 2005

Falcon Punch

1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.

1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."

by Sunderhorse/Tyler May 1, 2008

fagmosaurus rex

the only word ever to be able to top gaylord
a person who is so overly homosexual that gaylord just cant describe them
generally butt pirates, and or fagmosexuals, fagmosaurus rex's are the epitamy of gay
fagmotologists study fagmosaurus rex's as they represent everything that they stand for

random guy 1: man justin bieber is such a gaylord
random guy 2: nah man hes a fagmosaurus rex

by ragnarthebrave June 19, 2011

Falcon Jab

The act of creeping up behind someone, preferably sitting at a desk, and jabbing a claw-shaped hand between the collarbone and shoulder blade with falcon-like speed and precision.

'Dude, you just falcon jabbed the shit out of me!!!'

'Did you just falcon jab that kid over there? I think he's dead.'

by Broldsy May 18, 2009

Falcon Blue

AKA Faucon Bleu
1. A diamond in the ruff
2. A little strip club in the Great White North that happens to be the best place on Earth

Rob: What are we doing tonight guys?
Jed: Going to the bars?
Morgan: Nah too expensive.
Dave: And too many dudes.
All: Looks like we're going back to Falcon Blue!!!

by Robert Eh from South Canadia February 24, 2005

Blue Falcon

Military speak for Buddy fucker.

Major Cooke who volunteered for active-duty in Afghanistan after the election of President Obama, only to pull out last minute leaving some poor soldier to deploy at the 11th hour or leaving his unit an officer short is the ultimate Blue Falcon.

Leavenworth is too good for him.

by lonemoderate July 27, 2009

Fagmobile

GM H2:s are called to Fagmobile in Finland because that vehicle was used in TV show FabFive finnish version by cheering faggots.
See also prius

Faggots use H2:s, it's Fagmobile

by matti September 12, 2005