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Government Failure

HS2 is stupid, literally defines government failure.
by Aoctavio March 28, 2022
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terminal hour glass failure

This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung
by mytts69 August 10, 2010
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dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
by kittttttten February 3, 2017
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Failure

What i'll always be to my dad
Dad: you're such a failure
Son:But I'm trying my best!
Dad you're out of the family
Son:bu-
Dad:GO
by Whitboi April 24, 2019
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Failure

those things you call children
Failure
by Kian the Moron July 15, 2023
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e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.
The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.
by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019
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Educated failure

A person that is extremely well educated, maybe a lawyer even, but are very f*ing unimpressive and almost comically incompetent when it comes to running for president of a country and having to explain their policies to voters
What do Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren 🤔 have in common? They're educated failures irl.
by Sexydimma October 14, 2024
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