One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.
Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.
John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.
John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.
by SAphoto November 25, 2009
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the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
by PeeSpawt October 13, 2009
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by pheebzzz July 26, 2009
Get the air fairies mug.Someone who does not succeed in anything useful or important.
This person has no life, and is a loser in all ways, shape, and form.
He/She can't do anything right, and just fails at anything and everything.
This person has no life, and is a loser in all ways, shape, and form.
He/She can't do anything right, and just fails at anything and everything.
*Darcy is hammering nail into wall, and accidentally hammers nail into finger*
Natalie " What a Failiure To Life"
Darcy " haha, I'm so stupid "
* gum drops out of mouth, then she begins laughing like an idiot, then chokes on her gum *
Natalie " What a Failiure To Life"
Darcy " haha, I'm so stupid "
* gum drops out of mouth, then she begins laughing like an idiot, then chokes on her gum *
by Chealyn February 17, 2009
Get the Failiure To Life mug.A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!
Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010
Get the Failed Abortion mug.Someone who is completely and utterly terrible in dealing with the fundamentals of living in regular society. Life Faliures are usually self-centered and unaware that the real world does not revolve around thier own set of small and close minded beliefs.
Brendan believes that he should get a refund on his
Sci-Phone becase he thought he was getting an i-phone even though the ebay seller advertisement Sci-Phone quite cleary on his shop page.
Brendan is such a "Life Failiure"
Sci-Phone becase he thought he was getting an i-phone even though the ebay seller advertisement Sci-Phone quite cleary on his shop page.
Brendan is such a "Life Failiure"
by The Thunder Man August 3, 2009
Get the Life Failiure mug.A Bunch of Wiggers/crackers led by a mexican who laughs at their desperateness to be another color.\
Also they wear black as their "color"
Also they wear black as their "color"
by Osama Bin Laden the third January 20, 2007
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