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facially defeated

Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.
by Alex34234 April 10, 2006
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fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
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Philly facial

When blowing two or more brothers at the same time and they all dump a load on your face.
When Drew went to the phi delta delta fraternity house they gave him a Philly Facial.
by Brometheus Bear April 6, 2016
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Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013
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Royal Facial

Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.
Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.
by MrFreeze14 August 4, 2014
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snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.
"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014
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Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.
“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night
by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019
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