facially defeated

Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.

How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.

by Alex34234 April 10, 2006

fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Facial Cheesecake

Noun, An orgasm that comes as a result of lesbian facesitting

Heather ate out her girlfriend until she got a facial cheesecake.

by agentAK October 16, 2016

the cody facial

when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.

The cody facial is when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.

by Hary P. Niss February 23, 2008

ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks

I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it

by yymane January 22, 2022

Royal Facial

Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.

Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.

by MrFreeze14 August 4, 2014

Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.

“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night

by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019