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Fromosexual

fro·mo·sek·shoe·ul
Adjective.

1. This term has a few uses, primarily used to describe a person who enjoys having sexual contact with the "afro" hairstyle, most typically rubbing the genetalia on the fluffy 'fro until orgasm is achieved.
This act can be performed by both males and females. Males tend to penetrate into the wiry birds nest, while females prefer their partners to jiggle their heads to stimulate their clitoris.

The most common negative side effect of this fetish is the transferrence of head lice to a partner's pubic hair, or pubic lice to the partners head. Good hygene is an acceptable way to prevent this from happening.

2. This term can also be used to describe someone who has a pubic hair preference, choosing a lover with a wild untamed love tuft on their over the more reserved styles.
1. As Taylor thrust once more into his lover's beehive, he knew truly in his heart that he was a rampant fromosexual.

2. Jack preferred Jill's intimidating bush over that of shaved Polly. This is because he was a fromosexual.
by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006
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Latent Homosexual

One who is inordinately enraged by the casual use of "strict" terms (like "charcoal" and "propane"), hangs out with "the guys" and rarely has sex with his lawful wife.

Is also unusually interested in, um, tools, power tools, his personal tool shed, drives a powerful (ie. penis) pick up truck

Above all, evinces a woman's sensitivity to mundane things such as the clothes his child wears, the hat his "buddy" wears.

Almost always: an anal-retentive type.
Hank Hill, a latent homosexual who fits all of the above and more. His constant desire for "meat, perfectly grilled" is also interesting.

He also has a distinct fear of the female body and its functions.
by JstLuvTxs September 29, 2010
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Flamosexual

A contraction of flaming and homosexual. A term used to describe dislike of something. Used similar to gay only stronger.
Wow, my computer's being flamosexual.
by AlEcyler December 11, 2003
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frodosexual

a male whose personal style evokes a hobbit from the lord of the rings trilogy. may include, but not limited to: long or unkempt hair; scraggly or patchy facial hair; a relaxed disposition; having very close (but explicitly non-sexual) relationships with other males; frequently indulging in food, drink, and smoke.
"check my flow, i'm a lax bro. going out with my brohams for a sesh."
"you look very frodosexual to me."

"dude, you haven't cut your hair or showered."
"yeah, i'm going for that frodosexual vibe."
by lordspinky April 9, 2010
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Homosexualize

When an individual of the same gender attempts to sway you towards homosexual tendencies by engaging in suggestive behaviors or comments of a homosexual nature.
"Jimmer, why are you rubbing your hand on my thigh?" asked Brent.

The three best friends often spent time in activities designed to homosexualize each other, such as rubbing of penis tips together, or "tongue baths."
by B-Trace January 6, 2011
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Homosexual

“Did you hear? Rebecca is a filthy Homosexual!”
“And you are a filthy homophobe. Get a fucking life, Kelly.”
by UwOOwU September 27, 2019
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large homosexual

Worse than any insult known to man. If you say this, the universe will cease to exist and god will be terminated. There is no escape. No one will be spared.
"thou art a large homosexual."
*nobody fucking cares you're on a bullshit website that is mostly used for memes at this point*
by godisfuckingdead6669 May 23, 2018
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