Floppy Child

slang term for a flaccid penis.

See also cock penis

Do you think my floppy child is small

I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again

I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child

by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009

floppy compartment

The name for a vagina that is all banged out, loose, and just plain floppy looking. You get a floppy compartment by putting many large objects into a vagina.

I saw this porno and the girl had a seriously floppy compartment.
Man you could fit a basketball into that floppy compartment.

by chodanut April 14, 2008

Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect

Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha

by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

Floppy Sock

When the full end of a condom hangs off your dick

I pulled out and slapped her in the thigh with the floppy sock

by WhiskeyKarma October 04, 2018

Flippy floppy

A phrase used to describe a fake or two-faced person.

Jonathan was talking shit about me. He is so flippy floppy.

by bigdick123098 August 30, 2019

Flippy-floppy

A phrase you to describe a fake or two-faced person

Jonathan was talking shit about me behind my back. That bitch is flippy-floppy.

by bigdick123098 August 30, 2019