The Filter Feeder

A military punishment in which a shower trough is plugged and flooded, and then a full platoon is required to ejaculate into the flooded shower. The individual being punished must then suck in the water through their teeth, filtering the semen from the water. The punishment is complete when the water passes a black light examination and is cum free.

PFC Lesiecki only took 6 hours and 17 minutes to complete the filter feeder punishment. It’s a new record!!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 23, 2025

poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews

"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017

by FlashlightMemelord January 5, 2018

Filter Threshold

The threshold of information you are willing to tell someone.

Public = Highest

Friend = Middle

Double Bestest Buddy = Lowest

Most of my friends have a high Filter Threshold. Marigold doesn't though.

by Wuadada November 25, 2009

filters on 100

When someone has the maximum effects of filters on (social media). It can also be used in the singular “filter” way as an expression.

I see you have your filters on 100.

It is very noticeable to me that you have a filter on 100.

Filters on 💯… take it down a notch, you’re delulu

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

link filtering

The act of asking "What's this?" before opening a link sent by a friend using a communication medium, such as AIM or text. This implies to your friend that sent the link that you either don't trust them, or you think their links are not interesting, usually telling them not to send you another link again, no matter how awesome it is. Also the friend wouldn't want to spoil the fun, so it gets them angry.

Julie: www.youtube.com//24e65345645
Julie: Check this out!!
John: What's this?
Julie: WTFUX U link filtering me for?

by thatguy2354 March 11, 2009

No filter February

Girls can’t use Snapchat insta etc filters for the month of February

It’s no filter February said John to the girls

by anonymous November 11, 2020

dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016