J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

Brillo Fighting

The act of two people with huge bushes having sex.

"I haven't man-scaped in a while, and my girl has a hair diaper, so we were brillo fighting all night.

by tudakilla January 19, 2011

"The Boss" Fight

A physical confrontation that is so one sided due to a large gap in skill, physical power, or experience, that it resembles the iconic fight scenes (before the final battle) between The Boss and Naked Snake in Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater. In "The Boss" Fights, major injuries such as fractured ribs, broken arms, snapped fingers and severe trauma to the eyes are inevitable.

player 1: so did you see "The Boss" Fight that happened last night between my two friends?

player 2: I did. I had to turn away when Insert Name started bleeding all over the floor.

by AspiringMangaka July 7, 2010

Fight Squad

Michael Botur's Fight Squad is a superhero universe of popularity comparable to Catholicism.
Fight Squad is a positive adjective expressing extreme awesomeness, or as the French say, 'Le awesomáge.' For something to be described as "totally Fight Squad" means it's exciting, adventurous and very badass. Fight Squad is the creation of Michael Botur.

Work accidentally paid me twice! How Fight Squad can ya get?

by Botur June 30, 2010

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”

by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019

lotion fight

When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other

Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”

by BRM22 February 1, 2020