A fact purported by a speaker to be genuinely true, in contrast to the other facts presented by the speaker.
by waitaminute December 7, 2010
Get the true factmug. by Dawks Hawks June 2, 2018
Get the Jack Factmug. A T-Fact is a stat or scenario that is horribly over exaggerated. It may potentially just be completely false.
by E-Turrrrr March 19, 2021
Get the T-Factmug. A statement presented as unquestionably true without any foundation or merit, and no way to be immediately proven or disproven. Nichilo facts are strong, but one must know how to harness the powers correctly.
Someone says “Hey, why did they rename The Cafe?"
The Nechileer says “Because The Cafe's founder was discovered to have been a child rapist.”
Someone says “No he wasn't are you retarded?!”
The Nechileer says “Yes he was, you can ask any teacher.”(knowing you will not ask any teacher)
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The Nechileer says "All the prestigious institutions have decided that the world is at least 100000000 years old."(One would make this point if that individual was trying to argue that the world was indeed that many years old)
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The Nechileer says "They were talking about death on the news last night."
Someone says "What channel?"
The Nechileer says "Fox."
Someone says "I was watching Fox nothing happened."
The Nechileer says "ACTUALLY they were talking about death on Fox, ask ANYONE."
*Someone else is asked who watched Fox last night and confirms that Fox was not addressing death*
Someone says "FAIIIILLLLL"
The Nechileer *punches* Someone in the face.
Nichilo facts can be very powerful, just be sure to convince everyone of your lie.
The Nechileer says “Because The Cafe's founder was discovered to have been a child rapist.”
Someone says “No he wasn't are you retarded?!”
The Nechileer says “Yes he was, you can ask any teacher.”(knowing you will not ask any teacher)
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The Nechileer says "All the prestigious institutions have decided that the world is at least 100000000 years old."(One would make this point if that individual was trying to argue that the world was indeed that many years old)
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The Nechileer says "They were talking about death on the news last night."
Someone says "What channel?"
The Nechileer says "Fox."
Someone says "I was watching Fox nothing happened."
The Nechileer says "ACTUALLY they were talking about death on Fox, ask ANYONE."
*Someone else is asked who watched Fox last night and confirms that Fox was not addressing death*
Someone says "FAIIIILLLLL"
The Nechileer *punches* Someone in the face.
Nichilo facts can be very powerful, just be sure to convince everyone of your lie.
by JamesMadison January 7, 2008
Get the Nichilo Factmug. The act of bending or twisting facts.
To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.
To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.
by CrunchyDingo January 23, 2017
Get the spun factsmug. Shaming someone because they don’t know a fact that you know. Making them feel stupid and less superior than you. This can also apply to people who shame you for not knowing how to pronounce certain words.
by Ombroso August 17, 2018
Get the Fact Shamingmug. A "fact" made by someone from Arizona. The maker of the fact as well as any other zonies within earshot cannot be dissuaded from their belief no matter how much proof to the contrary is provided. The person delivering the so called "fact" is usually a standard issue "bro" or "chick" with a generic name like "Christopher" or "Jessica". Often made when discussing sports, fringe politics, or, strangely, Canadians. 93% of the time the word "dude" precedes an AZ FACT. When a Zonie declares and AZ FACT all other Zinoes within earshot chime in and agree regardless of their knowledge of said fact.
Zonie 1: "DUDE, did you know that no Canadians are over like 6 feet? Yea it's the weather. It never gets above 65 degrees cuz it's so far up that way (points to what he things is north)"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"
by Quasi-Legitimate Canadian January 14, 2022
Get the AZ FACTmug.