extreme foosball

The game of foosball taken to the next level: the third dimension. Scoring takes place by placing objects around the table (e.g. on other tables, stools, posts, walls, etc.). These objects are given a "whore" value (e.g. High Class Twins, Midget, Dildo, Super Whore, Asian, Mexican, Trashy etc.).

There are two ways to score:
1) Knocking an item down or landing the ball in the item, gets you a point, and a whore.
2) Putting the ball in the goal, gets you a point. Unless the ball never touches the table after a serve, then it is a point and a Low Class Whore.

Games are played to 5 points. When one player reaches 5 points, you switch sides.

Matches are played until whenever you are too tired or drunk to continue. Whoever has scored the most whores is the winner.

There is no out of bounds, e.g. hitting other people is ok as long as you don't get your ass kicked.

Raping the other player is allowed one a player receives a whore. To rape a player block their shot off the serve. If it goes in for a point against them, you've successfully raped your opponent.

Guy1: I was playing Guy2 in extreme foosball and kicked his ass, two asian whores and a low class to a midget whore

by JDoggieIII August 2, 2011

extremities

Anything that dangles from ones body.

As Jonathan was flailing out of his burning house, his extremities caught on fire.

by kelbel2824 April 30, 2016

Extreme Tea Bagging

The act of dropping ones balls onto someones face while either rollerblading, skateboarding, or snowboarding.

I have a pair of rollerblades and some tear-aways, lets make with the extreme tea bagging!

by Ian P. January 22, 2006

Extreme Tubing

Extreme sport involving a quite large inner tube, and a pool to jump into. You jump off anything available, pull a crazy arial maneuver, stick it by landing in the pool safely on the tube.

Harold: Holy fuck! Did you see that! I pulled an inverted 180 Sky Scratcher!
Sean: Fuck yeah I saw that! Extreme Tubing rocks!

by benormous May 4, 2006

extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts

guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.

by rob billy June 18, 2011

Extremely gorgeous girl

To be beyond beauty

She is intelligent

She has a great figure

She is stunning

Amber Valentina Malone is an extremely gorgeous girl

by Anonymousguy2000014 November 9, 2016

most extreme elimination challenge

Show found on Spike TV. More-the-less a Jackass gameshow. Hosted by Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship... but we all know it's Captain Teneal who carries all the weight on that show.

I saw some guy get his nuts totally annihilated on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge last night!

by trixter1138 September 5, 2003