euphemisema

A severe malady of the throat/lungs caused by the over-use of euphemisms. More serious than emphasisema --- a somewhat-similar but less-acute/chronic coughing/wheezing condition caused by habitually speaking urgently/loudly about unimportant topics --- it is generally only treatable by diligently avoiding all forms of "meaningless adjectives", even the "milder" or "imitation" phrases.

Although euphemisema is a serious disease, it is still morally-preferable to using actual swear words, since this can cause even more horrid effects on those within earshot. Therefore is it less selfish to"take one for the team" and get sick yourself , rather than searing others' tender eardrums with a perpetual potty-mouth.

by QuacksO October 4, 2017

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Emphysema Bend

The infamous "bend" to a cigarette; typically used by incoherent white trash and scourges.

The hick handed me a cigarette that was bent in 2 different places, it had the emphysema bend.

by brupp December 4, 2017

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euphornism

you misspelled euphemism or euphoria, but let's make this a real word,

euphornism, pronounced (you-for-knee-ism) is the feeling you get when you post a well written document, make a delicious sandwich, or create an amazing animation that has you wanting to run around a lot and boosting your confidence, but at the same time has you wanting to do something with your life

overall, this is the best feeling you could get.

i misspelled euphornism, this mildly displeases me

by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018

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