sneaky Eskimo

Someone who is sleeping or unaware gets nutted on the face and ice thrown on them

My friend wouldn’t wake up so I gave him a sneaky Eskimo

by Japoncho July 11, 2023

eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.

So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!

by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022

Eskimo souffle

When you jizz in a bowl, whip it into a meringue and serve it on top of pie

Your mom: hey baby, what's for desert?
Me: Eskimo souffle. Eat my jizz, bitch

by Dehydratedninja December 16, 2020

Eskimo Neighbor

A person who has participated in sexual relations at some time in the same geographic location as another.

I wonder how many Eskimo Neighbors I have after staying in this hotel.

by Yacob Yurl December 16, 2020

Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.

“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”

by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021

Eskimo Kisses

When two males rub the heads of their penis' together. It is like docking for two people that don't have foreskin.

Erik and Keith won't come out to the bar with us tonight, they are too busy giving each other eskimo kisses.

by snoboybil January 21, 2011

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013