A tough egg to crack but has a gooey center once you get to know him. He has a bad memory and is not one with directions. On the other hand, Eric is a fun guy to be around. He really does care a lot more than what meets the eye. You'll find yourself sharing good times and laughing your ass off and then laughing at the laughing itself. Sometimes he can be a little selfish though. He likes to celebrate his birthday a month prior and occasionally it falls on Mother's Day.
by Pip the Polyp June 5, 2018

by DeeZ nutszz February 25, 2020

Is an Autistic kid that gives a fuck about everything. You go near him he will go all autistic on you
by Autistic boyfriend May 24, 2019

Eric:
A tall handsome young boy with a big ass and fat dick that everyone wants to ride on. He is a chic magnet that attracts both boys and girls and likes having passionate sex. Watch out he can be really nasty and can lower your self-esteem really fast. so you better watch out cause Eric Hood is cumming in your ass (to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town)
A tall handsome young boy with a big ass and fat dick that everyone wants to ride on. He is a chic magnet that attracts both boys and girls and likes having passionate sex. Watch out he can be really nasty and can lower your self-esteem really fast. so you better watch out cause Eric Hood is cumming in your ass (to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town)
"Eric is fucking hot"
by "BigD" June 27, 2019

by Aubin A May 10, 2019

He will die if he doesn’t get dm’d nudies. A sex god, king of man. Hilarious beyond mortal knowledge. Fruitful and inspiring in his tweets and tones. Please before he dies send nudies. Believed to be the first person to make a “handsome Squidward” joke. Often misunderstood, always ignored in groupchats. Been known to ravage the frontal lobes of imagination. Rambler and exploiter of words often used incorrectly. Please send him your nudies in his dms before he dies.
by Ih8thiskid January 30, 2020

hes a cool dude but will hang up any chance he gets when you argue with him. DONT ARGUe WITH AN ERICC!!!!!! itll ruin ur life
by hanginguperic November 19, 2018
