Angels Envy

Angels Envy is A type of Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Angel’s Envy Distillery. It’s 46% ABV. You know how people drinks certain types of whiskey and they think they are cool? This shit is so damn good not only will it make you smack your mama but.. also kick her in the azz It’s very hard to get because snobby people in line at the liquor try buying all of it. Instead of leaving some that sweet juice with people who will appreciate it .
I needs a bottle of that angels envy please
by Western Tunesmith February 09, 2021
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gender envy

what you wanna look like if ur trans when u start transitioning
karl jacobs give me so much gender envy because hes SO FUCKING HANDSOME IM GONNA CRY
by maymay220 March 19, 2022
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shit envy

Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.
"That guy has taken a dump three times today ... I've got some serious shit envy going on"!
by Dr. Noe August 31, 2013
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bidet envy

When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
Patrick keeps sending photoshops of Mooch on the toilet. Man that dude has some serious bidet envy.
by Bidet King November 08, 2022
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Penis Envy

The ugly bull-dike lesbian at your work place who constantly attempts to belittle the men that surround her by making rude comments about their manhood, their penis, or the fact that she does not find men attractive. This is usually done in front of another woman or a group of people. The bull-dike acts this way due to penis envy and feels like she can get away with this behavior due to the political correctness that prevents us all from bitch slapping her face with our penis.
In front of white male co-workers, bull-dike Joan yells across the room to another female, Robin, "Hey Robin, Blacks have big cocks!"

This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.
by 1six022 December 07, 2010
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Penis Envy

A female who hates everything with a penis because of her past endeavors with ain't shit men, she instantly gets an attitude when a male tries to talk to her. She walks around with the stank face. She doesn't like when nice genuine guys speak to her with a friendly gesture such as "hello, how are you?" However, She does love to get shitted on by her ex.
Nice guy: hey , how'd you like the new tomb raider game.

Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!

Nice guy: sounds like penis envy
by DaVinci D November 19, 2015
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Gender envy

Bo burnham. Thats all. Bo burnham is gender envy
Person 1: did you see bo burnhams new movie on netflix?
Person 2: oh ya! Bo burnham gives me so much gender envy
by Phatmommilkers June 25, 2021
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