The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.
2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
by ohioman234 December 8, 2009

by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

by IG Tagzii March 9, 2020

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.
by dizzy spins November 19, 2009

by Layla5150 June 16, 2021

the english momio server is filled with nsfw content, 17 year olds, bts, fake depression...also known as the defenition of tumblr 2.0. Everyone looks the same, im pretty sure you have seen a guy on there with a buzz cut, sad emoji shirt and ripped jeans,,,yeah right.
or maybe you have seen polish and german people speaking in their language?
some innapropppppppriate editsss???
children with nicotine addictions.
nnn????
LETS NOT FORGET Momio is a app for children where we learn about safety lmao
welcome to english momio human
or maybe you have seen polish and german people speaking in their language?
some innapropppppppriate editsss???
children with nicotine addictions.
nnn????
LETS NOT FORGET Momio is a app for children where we learn about safety lmao
welcome to english momio human
by freakingnoodle November 21, 2019

when you grab your penis, and a partner begins to move your arm in a stoking motion which creates masterbation, very similar to a dutch rudder.
by thee english tugger June 20, 2011
