Emorying

The act of doing sexual things such as “cumming for me” or “take, taking it”

“We will be Emorying tonight, right?”

by domsolos July 27, 2025

The Emory Special

whenever the wsfcs school system doesn't cancel a day due to poor decision making vs when they will cancel for ridiculous reasons

Ex.

Susie: Why didn't they cancel school there's a blizzard outside?
Frank: Oh that's the emory special for you.

by clout_9000 September 10, 2018

The Elordi Effect

When you don't remember seeing a film with your friends, even though you most certainly did.

There are many paradoxes in modern jargon, but The Elordi Effect reigns supreme as the one that has caused the most controversy... and conspiracy.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

dirty emory

When you eat at Taco Tuesday and then shit on a girl's chest, and then tit fuck her.

Dude: that prostitute said she would give me a discount if I didn't ask her to do the DIRTY EMORY again.

Buddy: guess you ended up paying full price?

Dude: yep 👍

by Extra_long_grande_dong April 24, 2023

Trek Emonda SLR9

Coming Eqquiped with shitty shimano tourney 6 speed, 3x chainrings and a cheaply made carbon fiber frame that cocks in at a staggering 69 lbs. a type of BSO sold at Trek BSO Shop for $16,000. Also EXACTLY same bike could be bought at Dollar Tree for 69 cents.

Chapman: yo how's the Trek Emonda SLR9?
Koy: Oh that? that's a shitty BSO. I threw it away.
Chapman: why?
Koy: oh the usual from treks "road" bike lineup, bad shifting performance and its heavier than my Specialized globe HZ.
Chapman: yk where to get trek emondas right?
Koy: $5,000 for shimano tourney 6 speed, gotta suck
Chapman: ikr. I got Trek's Trek Madone "SLR"7, it was so uncomfertable, heavy, and snapped in half as soon as I sat on it. They said it came with Ultegra "Di2" but that's marketing. it came with cheap shitty sram 6 speed components made from cheap chinese plastic.
Koy: Sram? that's shit.
Chapman: on god koy.
Koy: you know what else? The frame is actually made from cheap chinese plastic.
Chapman: Trek always makes their bike frames and wheels from cheap plastic. know where trek bikes could also be bought?
Koy: Applewold county jail landfill.
Chapman: Exactly.
Koy: I somehow wasted $5,000 💀
Chapman: dw I got a Trek Domane SLR for $13,000 and it fell apart in a matter of seconds.

by Boo Radley Game November 22, 2023

Jacob Elordi

The hottest man alive.

Gosh he is such a Jacob Elordi.

by love.r February 24, 2024

Jacob Elordi

Tall, fine piece of meat who can stick his meat somewhere; a goddess;)

Woah! Look at Jacob Elordi over there! He’s a goddess!

by love.r March 15, 2024