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Forced Ejaculation

When sexual intercourse is interrupted and one must force sudden and often uncomfortable climax.
Her dad walked in so I had to pull a forced ejaculation.
by nubcake October 16, 2006
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dejaculate

a horrible, revolting feeling initiated by the site of a really ugly person.

the opposite of ejaculate.
that girl is so ugly, she dejaculated me!
by cmccmccmc August 15, 2006
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multiple ejaculation

ejaculating more than once.
easier for women that men.
some say multiple ejaculation for men is impossible
by ROBERT SAVAGE May 8, 2006
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Ejaculater

by James Sutherland January 19, 2004
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Tip Ejaculation

Ejactulating into another mans rectum, or anywhere onto another man, is gay, even if it's only the tip that has been inserted. It's gay, 100%, no questions asked.

Tip ejaculation
Billy and I are running, naked. Billy trips in front of me, and I fall on him. The tip of Billy's penis inserts into my rectum. Billy ejactulates all over me and my rectum. BILLY IS HOMOSEXUAL!

Tip ejaculation
by Chode Fend October 9, 2007
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egojaculate

egojaculate

Pronunciation: \ˈē-(ˌ)gō-jac·u·late\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: : New American English, a combination of the New Latin, I, plus the Latin ejaculatus, past participle of ejaculari to throw out, from e- + jaculari to throw, from jaculum dart, from jacere to throw

Date: 2009

transitive verb

1 : to eject an opinion of the self (typically a douche bag) especially as contrasted with another self or the world in an orgasm of ego masturbation eg <"Kanye West, the egotard had another egojaculation over Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.">
2 : to ego-fart suddenly and vehemently; a : with an air of an ego maniac 2 b : because of uncontrollable self-esteem 1 eg <"On the Today show, Tom Cruise egojaculated about Brooke Shields and how he thinks psychiatry is a pseudo science and scientology is a legitimate religion.">

Synonyms: ego-fart, egoqueaf, ego masturbation, ego-fap, egohole

Related Words: egosmashtical, ego fried, ego maniac, ego tripping, egobese, egotard

Antonyms: polite, complimentary, appeasing, gracious, altruistic, caring

Misspellings: egaculate, ego-jaculate, egojackulate
Kanye West likes to egojaculate at award shows.

Talk shows are the typical venue of the egojaculator.

Many stars have ruined their reputations over egojaculation, but Pee Wee Herman lost his by ejaculation.
by wmaxwell September 19, 2009
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Ejaculation Comfort

In a postion so comfortable that movment is near impossible and to any more comfort added to your postion would cause extreme uncontrolable ejaculation and thus requiring a smoke.
dude can get the remote for us i would but im in a state of ejaculation comfort
by Master mind grapes March 16, 2009
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