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economics

A class taught to most high school students about how a society manages its scarce resources. It is comprised of a handful of mildly persuasive concepts pumped full of jargon and needlessly represented by graphs to deter intelligent people from realizing that this is not a real science.
Much like intelligent design, economics is a popular psuedo-science that intellectual humans would overlook.

The self-proclaimed “social science” contrastingly strives to ignore more of human nature every few years with a book written by a middle-aged man who realizes that he is not smart enough to discover anything new in a real science.
by Sir Heartless Bastard October 19, 2005
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Sex economy

An ecomomy where goods can be exchanged for sex,or money can be exchanged for sex as well as other goods. The main base of such an economy is sex. so that since about everyone can have sex they always have something to exchange for goods or money.
It is a new economic system proposed just recently and already has supporters.It was at first proposed because it was thought that humanity was to centered on money and as a way to give all people some value.
by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009
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Economy

God I LOVE seeing people fail. It's so hilarious. I hope the whole economy collapses and anarchy and chaos and riots ensue.

Overpopulation is bad. We need to kill off several billion people with disease and starvation. The more of this pathetic mess of a species is wiped out, the better.

We also need to establish a totalitarian governmental dictatorship that reign over the idiotic majority. The remaining idiotic masses can be serfs and wage slaves since they already do not seem to mind it now, and since their minds are already on such a retarded level.

We'll work 'em hard. Like they're in boot camp.

If the serfs act up and do not do what the dictators tell them, we'll just torture them. Amputate them without anesthesia; rip off their limbs. See how they like that.
Example:

"Fuck the economy! I hope it goes to shit! Fuck you all!" - Me

And here come the thumbs down!

Quit whining you turds. No pain = no gain.
by Kongamuse March 4, 2011
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economy triple

When three people share a double hotel room, often resulting in one person sleeping on the floor or an uncomfortable sharing of one double bed.
"If the x to y ratio was right, I'd be down with the economy triple, but there's no way in hell I'm sharing a bed with John and his smelly feet."
by Fillmore November 12, 2005
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economy

something that will soon be operated by a supercomputer that only asks for electricity as pay instead of huge bonus fees.
All the economy peoples will soon lose their jobs and multi-million dollar bonuses.
by capt perrier May 21, 2010
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False economy

False economy; is used to describe something that may initially appear fantastic from the outside but does not live up to expectations.
A girl wearing a wonder bra! that's a false economy!
by A J C April 25, 2006
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economic suicide

Saying or performing inappropriate words or actions at work that could lead to getting terminated or blackballed.
If Susie keeps telling ethnic jokes, she's going to commit economic suicide
by susie Q saint November 13, 2007
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