Cunt Ear

When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.

'Hey Ren, how was your weekend?'

'Not good man, i copped a bad case of Cunt Ear'

by Palatial.cannons May 10, 2018

Ear hustler

Eavesdropper

Susan is an ear hustler.

by Urrbanjoe1 December 26, 2016

deaf ear

When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.

Duda is totally giving us deaf ear.

by nlm0131 December 6, 2017

jizzy ears

A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".

John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.

by RodneyMunch133 February 6, 2014

Ear drill

A non-verbal insult which involves the person repeatedly poking or drilling their ears which signifies that the music they hear is awful.

I was walking around and heard some awful music. I ear drilled and was glad that no one noticed.

by Flaky Grey-Square-Triangle September 5, 2014

Happy Ears

The ability to hear good news or encouragement when nothing of the kind is actually said within ear shot or outside it.

Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....

by craineya March 22, 2010

sloppy ear

When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.

I gave Stephanie a sloppy ear.

by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017