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Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.
I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist
by Zacdastan May 28, 2017
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Deli ears

It's a real thing.

Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.

Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.

After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.

The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
Damn, that dude got some deli ears!
by NotFromSomalia October 10, 2016
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sloppy ear

When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
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sphinct-ear

The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.
My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.
by ruthless toothless August 30, 2013
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Ear Puffs

Last night, Sally passed out on me, so I gave her some ear puffs while she was sleeping.
by Guess who, mmmmm April 11, 2008
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jizzy ears

A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".
John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.
by RodneyMunch133 February 6, 2014
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Happy Ears

The ability to hear good news or encouragement when nothing of the kind is actually said within ear shot or outside it.
Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....
by craineya March 22, 2010
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