Excuse

a term that your mom, boss, dad, and anyone superior to you will call any of your logical reasons for not doing something because they are a stupid bitch and can go eat a dick.

mom: did you pick up the dogs shit?

son: sorry mom, i broke my wrist on a lightpost and then fell into 20 thumbtacks that were covered in salt and hand sanitiser

mom: cut it with the fucking excuses!

by ItsKeggii December 8, 2020

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

A tiktoker who puts this in like every tiktok they make and they think they are a “fAiRy”

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

by freak.bob May 20, 2022

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK

me when i see otherwise innocent words become sexual

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO MADE BUNNY RABIT A SEXUAL TERM

by direct crit October 20, 2023

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022

Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Idf excuses

Oh? What happened? You don't like the idf's excuses Destiny? You think maybe it's the thing I said it was? You think you were just using historical precedent and making shit up to sound right in front of retards?

Hym "You know what the Idf excuses prove? CORRECT ALL ALONG! Embarrassing! Fucking knockoff. What did I say about sullying my good name? At least be on the right side of things! Shit, you fucking suck! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

Excuse

I don't need an excuse. It doesn't need to be justified.

Hym "I can just as easily say there is no excuse or justification for what is happening to me. But that would be lazy. And I know how much you hate laziness. So I'll just say I don't NEED an excuse. I have a REASON. And the REASON is the thing you are doing to me (in whatever terms you choose to describe it) that is unjustifiable and for which there is no excuse. So... I need to be made whole or your kids need to be made holey."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024