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DM does GB

1. A sexual reference

2. Also in "The Office" meaning "Dunder Mifflin does Gettysburg"
Jim Halbert: "I've been wearing this very pink hat all day (that says DM does GB), and I've been getting weird looks because I'm pretty sure it's a sexual reference."
by CCG15 November 17, 2011
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droe stoe

"droe stoe" is the abbreviation for drop stomach:

Discomforting and abrupt activity in the abdomen that creates an intense and incessant downward pressure on the bowels; it yields an urgency to use the nearest bathroom available to attain relief. If all nearby bathrooms are occupied, or none are in a convenient proximity, then a dark alley, a vacant space between two cars, or a forest floor may suffice.
“Dude, how did it go with those girls you met at the pub last night?”

“I was hitting it off with the one girl, we started to make out, but then I had mad droe stoe. She only had one bathroom and it was occupied by people having sex, so I had no choice but to sh** in the alley beside her house. It was loud and hot. I didn’t see her friends smoking outside. They caught me, so I ran home”

"Sorry to hear that dude! Drop stomach is such a buzzkill!
by Johnny Buckles May 29, 2010
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Dreschalicious

The verb of being very "dreschy" like. It also replaces the out of style term "fergilicious".
That ba-dazzled shirt is dreschalicious.
by Philli$ May 16, 2011
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Dresdenite

/'drɛz dɛ,naɪt/

-noun
1. a (probably masochistic) fan of Jim Butcher's Harry Dresden and/or his eponymous series "The Dresden Files
While Dresdenites may vary by location and demograpic, pretty much all of them require brain bleach after reading poetry posted by Ms. Duck on the forums.
by ImpishMortal May 27, 2011
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Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?
Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
by trajayjay August 26, 2013
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Dressing Gown Bobber

A somewhat pleasurable "semi" derived from the relative freedom of wearing nothing but a dressing gown, which is all well and good. However, trying to make your way across the kitchen of a morning in front of friends and family whilst exhibiting an exaggerated bobbing motion from below the waist can subject you to a world of embarrassment.
The sun beaming in through the window as I read the paper and ate my toast this morning precipitated a semi at just the wrong moment. I had to walk past the mother in law with a serious dressing gown bobber!!
by R3ginald November 11, 2014
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