droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!

by sean14714 January 27, 2006

Kwong Dong

Its pretty much slang for a small penis.

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.

by OMFG EPIC LOL July 2, 2009

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020

Dong Jaw

When her mouth and jaw are sore from sucking too much Dick.

Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.

If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

hong dong

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.

That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.

by Sharawadgis April 3, 2011

Unsolicited Dong

A text message or email picture of a man's penis sent to a woman who had not asked for it.

Dude did you hear? Jenn Sterger is suing Brett Favre over his unsolicited dong.

by Jhonny Jay December 11, 2010

Dong sneeze

Euphemism for ejaculation.

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice

by 535 March 7, 2011