divorce gene

gene responsible for the lack of love life that children of divorce may experience

she’s never been kissed because she has the divorce gene

by child of divorce June 1, 2022

Divorce-Leprosy

When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.

Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.

by xlittlellama July 22, 2022

Divorce

Future tense of marriage

Divorce comes after marriage.

by LemonPoundCake November 23, 2022

Divorce

What your parents had.

“My parents had a divorce.”
“L”

by chingchongmothertrucker August 25, 2022

Divorce

divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere

I am sorry if you have divorced paents

by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023

divorce

Ending of marriage where people tend to recklessly destroy things and forget what they gained & grew from in their partnership.

The "D" in divorce represents destruction ; Their destruction is indicative of their divorce ;

by TheAnonymiss February 27, 2023

Divorced

Having beliefs that are inconsistent with rational thought. Divorced from reality.

Tom Brady is reaching new levels of divorced by giving up a sports commentator gig to try stand-up comedy.

by vuxedo voxel February 28, 2023