The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.
by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025
Get the Oklahoman divorcemug. It is a vibe that white women give off to generally men where they try to nag people or continue a particular trait that made their original husband leave. It isn't that the divorced white woman is trying to have a relationship it is rather a charecteristic that they developed and continue. Though since they don't have a man anymore they continue it in the workplace or elsewhere continually being a nusance. Examples can be degrading men, having awkward clingyness, undermining a mans inteligence or ability to their peers.
For towards women a divorced white woman will try to develop a "sisterhood" and attempt to develop toxic behaviors on a woman in forced situations such as the workplace. They may try "rallying the troops" in hopes to bond over petty things in order to have a social standing in certain situations.
For towards women a divorced white woman will try to develop a "sisterhood" and attempt to develop toxic behaviors on a woman in forced situations such as the workplace. They may try "rallying the troops" in hopes to bond over petty things in order to have a social standing in certain situations.
Karen from marketing keeps trying to make something that isn't an issue into an issue and is giving me divorced white woman vibe the way she keeps bringing it up.
by JLZ990 July 19, 2024
Get the Divorced white woman vibemug. One of many phrases meaning killed or dead used by Tik Toker/YouTuber: Casual Geographic to avoid demonetization when ruining your favourite animal(s) for 5-10 minutes.
"Bump (an elephant) then used his tusks to split his handler in half and then stood over his soul divorced corpse for hours."
by N1t-Man103 April 14, 2023
Get the Soul divorcedmug. Divorce what mothers do because of useless dads.
Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas
Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas
by anonymous March 12, 2023
Get the Divorcemug. Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.
Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.
by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 21, 2014
Get the Divorce Fantasymug. A long, drawn out separation where a married couple intends to file the paperwork to get divorced, but it never gets done due to lack of will and sheer laziness. Both parties move on with their lives but remain legally married to one another.
My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to get a real divorce. She's not down with my Andrews divorce situation.
by Golden Child 5K July 13, 2017
Get the andrews divorcemug. 