person. 1: I may be a lesbian but mads mikkelsen
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf
by dykeexcpetformadsmikkelsen April 29, 2021

Person A: Who’s the best dilf to ever exist on this planet?
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.
by greatpretcnder November 13, 2020

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by gum giver May 3, 2021

Friend: what are you watching?
Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨
Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨
by Daddydepp August 1, 2023

by GOKUNEGSYOURFODDERVERSE😹🙏🏻 April 23, 2024
