dilf

mads mikkelsen

person. 1: I may be a lesbian but mads mikkelsen
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf

by dykeexcpetformadsmikkelsen April 29, 2021

DILF

A dad I’d like to f**k
See: Michael Sheen

Person A: Who’s the best dilf to ever exist on this planet?
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.

by greatpretcnder November 13, 2020

Dilf

A dad id proudly fap to

tyrone: yo have you seen audreys dad?
Tirone: yea he a fucking dilf

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

dilf

when a dad is hot. but if you use this on your own dad you are weird

have you seen our history teacher, omg he is such a dilf. he can ask me to stay back after class.

by gum giver May 3, 2021

Dilf

Dad I would like to f

Friend: what are you watching?
Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨

by Daddydepp August 1, 2023

Dilf

Dad I’d like to fuck

The guy over there is a Dilf

by Marie18 January 19, 2022

Dilf

Someone who can make any man gay and they're usually married

Goku,toji,miguel o hara are all dilfs

by GOKUNEGSYOURFODDERVERSE😹🙏🏻 April 23, 2024