doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.

Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.

by doody digits are real May 11, 2016

crib digits

Your boy’s address.

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.

by tinkerslink November 17, 2018

digital friendship

A friendship where all interactions are online or thru the use of technology. No time is spend face to face.

I never see or do things with my friend Chris except chat online, our friendship is purely a digital friendship.

by Dony Butcher July 10, 2019

digital stranger

A person that you temporarily treat as a close personal friend that which you have met via digital means, i.e. online, IM, mobile, etc, that you affiliate, support, recognize and/or communicate with in some form but yet, you have never physically met "live, or "in person"; face to face.

When I get a heart felt reply, sent to me via text message 2 or 3 months after I sent the original message; I reply to them as a if they are a digital stranger.

by dhued November 2, 2014

digital hoarder

a person who downloads excessive amounts of movies, tv shows and mp3s to the point of needing multiple external hard drives to accommodate them

1- I have a 1,000 gig external hard drive. I have to, I have thousands of mp3's, music videos, movies, tv series... I have every single south park episode ever made, in order, and the movie

2 - you are such a digital hoarder. they could make a show about you.

by roxysoxy December 20, 2010

Digital Veil

Something or someone on the internet that becomes an obsession.

This is just too awkward, I need my digital veil.

by Im_Charming March 30, 2011

digital orgasm

That intense, all-consuming, eruptive feeling you get when you haven't met a person in real-life, only online (totally randomly or through mutual offline friends), but looking at their photos gives you an orgasmic sensation and sends shivers down your spine.

Know the one? ;-)

Well, that's "digital orgasm" for ya!

It tends to exponentially intensify the likelier it is that you will actually get to meet this person in real-life and experience a real-life orgasm with him or her.

So, no - it's not reserved exclusively to your online celebrity crushes. ;-)

Ultimately - it is a soul and mind sensation!

While looking at someone's Facebook or Instagram photos, thinking: "WoW, I think I just had a digital orgasm!"

by multikulturana May 13, 2016