dicked

A harsher term meaning "screwed" or "f***ed". Usually used in a potentially fatal and brief situation in which the person involved is aware of it but ultimately has little or no control of the outcome.

If someone notices they have a red dot on their chest that is NOT from a laser pen, they're basically dicked.

A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.

by Otaku2100 June 9, 2005

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dicked

When playing a sport (usually football or basketball) someone jumps in front of you and catches the ball. Usually resulting in your buddies over-reacting with ooh's and ahh's.

Awe David got dicked by Myron so bad jus nah! Yea thats cuz david is short.

by JDM 92 April 29, 2006

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Moby Dick's Dick

A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.

Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...

Son: But my father please don't go...

Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!

by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015

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