The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!
"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."
by Loco Moco October 10, 2013
Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.
by nliquid4m March 23, 2014
It is when you wear denim pants and a denim shirt. It doesn't matter if they are the same shade of denim.
by RonAllen1Foot January 06, 2017
when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind
overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao
by peter_pansy May 07, 2021
You’re Denver Hall.
by BOBOTHEHOBOZC May 21, 2024
When you straddle your partner on their back while, while receiving oral sex, and shit on their chest simultaneously.
by Necromancerking December 22, 2022
A noodle shaped person with long hair. No one likes him because he gets mad at every little thing . Not to mention very sensitive, please stay away from these people with the name of denver. They might want to fight you but will obviously lose.
by Shotbigfoot132 March 25, 2020