delayed

- the new word for retarded

Originally, unfortunate people of below-average intelligence were called "mentally deficient", but people started using that as an insult so they changed it to "mentally retarded" which became even more of an insult. The latest term now is "developmentally delayed". Just to show those politically correct retards that changing the word does jack s**t, let's use "delayed" as the new insult...

btw don't actually hate on clinically stupid people they don't really deserve it, its just fun to make up insults

"are you f**king delayed?"
"stop acting so delayed!"
"why are you being so f**king delayed in the head?"
"that was really delayed of you!"
"deeeeeeee-lay!"

by UrbanPrick April 22, 2006

Text Delay

The event which happens during an IM or Text message when a question is asked along with a statement, resulting in a reaction to the statement and a second statement by the first person. Finally the initial question is answered and the delay causes a mix up in the conversation.

Text delays are sometimes caused by slow typers or stories that take a long time to type.

Text Delay Example Conversation?
Xxx(10:32:11) hey wasup?
Yyy(10:32:55) nothin much. We won our game today.
Yyy(10:33:06) Did u win?
Xxx(10:33:28) wow! U guys won! Thats the hardest team in the state!
Yyy(10:34:44) ya i played a great game. The ride there was so far.
Xxx(10:35:11) no we lost
Yyy(10:35:43) oh that sucks
Xxx(10:36:12) ya. How long was the ride?
............

by Haydenharrow March 4, 2009

Tri Delt

1. A member of the Delta Delta Delta sorority. Like many sororities, the reputation of the particular Delta Delta Delta chapter varies depending on the college or university to which the chapter belongs. Generally sorority girls are thought to be wealthy, priviledged and snobbish, but that too varies with the individual.

The use of the word Tri-Delt can be either complimentary or derogatory, depending on the intent and outlook of the user.

Man, check out that hot tri-delt !

Can you believe how snotty that tridelt treated me! You'd think she was god's gift to men!

by G Canis January 25, 2004

kappa delta chi

A sorority based on serving the Hispanic community, Kappa Delta Chi is the strongest network of Latina leaders in the country. Among our members, you will find doctors, lawyers, teachers, activists, mothers, daughters and of course, sisters. Since 1987, KDChi has been helping young Latinas achieve the dream of a higher education and become successful women leaders.

I am a proud sister of Kappa Delta Chi, the one and only sorority that promotes the values of Unity,Honesty,Integrity and Leadership. Kappa Delta Chi has only the best!

by Penguin87 November 20, 2007

bravo delta

Broke Dick - Generally, used in military and law enforcement circles to describe someone that is a slacker or not worth a shit.

Hey, did you see Johnson puke and fall out of that run?

Yea, what a bravo delta motherfucker.

by 11B March 9, 2008

delta goodrem

Greatest Australian singer

by Jen September 24, 2003

Phi Delta Epsilon

A medical and pre-med fraternity that has chapters internationally. The Binghamton chapter was the first pre-med chapter established. It has a lot of hot guys and girls (did I mention it's co-ed?) who have the brains for getting into various health related fields and who also hold a lot of volunteer events.

1- Damn I wanna be a cool doctor.
2- You should join Phi Delta Epsilon.

Nice shoes wanna rush?

by PDE AB October 19, 2008