dating

The modern day battlefield of romance where hearts are won and broken, the not-quite so version of chivalry and wooing, an interview for a lover; the lay down some time-and money and see if you get some candy routine; the progressed game of cat-and-mouse; the human courtship ritual; playing baseball for a home run.

Yeah, I've dated her several times. 1st time was flowers, a movie, and a nice dinner. The second time was a fancy dinner and tickets to an event. And on the third date we saw a movie again and, badda-bing-badda-boom, we had sex before the night was through.

by Pepe et le cirque dans mes pantalons December 30, 2004

dating

1. To see someone.
2. To be with someone.
3. To be "together".
4. The action of doing any sort of various activities to gain acquiantance with someone romanically.

I am dating Mike, he is a lot of fun.

by Alicia August 18, 2003

Dating Drama

Dating drama is when members of the opposite sex come together to try and find a lifetime partner. Instead of getting to know each other, they spend their entire time trying to impress the other by trying not to appear too needy, and conveying a sense of security about themselves.

Like all drama, it is found by many to be pointless. While making one's self look cool and collected, they end up missing out on happiness when the level of disinterest they show turns off the other person and the date goes downhill from there.

"I went to that new restaurant with Lacy, but she was too much into the Dating Drama for me. If I had've wanted a cold, wet fish I would've reached into the fish tank a few feet away and got one!"

by James Daniels July 17, 2006

Darlington

'Darlo'. Chav-central of County Durham, North East England. Full of gypsies, chavs, posers, wannabe hard-lads. Has a shitty shopping centre called the Cornmill, which has like 10 shops that aren't semi-decent. Majority white (not necessarily a bad thing), but quite a few come across as very thick when they say shit about other races. Has a shitty school called Hurworth.

TYPICAL DARLO KID CONVERSATION:
Max: eee brandon u goin 2 cornmill 2day
Brandon: yeh that proper that. who wudnt go cornmill. yeh that sound beast that.
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*Repetition of 'that' is common in Darlington. Plus don't listen to those who claim Darlington is something much better than London or Manchester, it really isn't...
*Beast means cool or awesome. Yep, noun turned into an adjective, proper cool that?

by jhij February 23, 2018

Dating

the activity of picking up dates(a fruit that grows on date palms).

-Hey man, we were dating with Lisa yesterday.
+Sounds fun! Let's go do group dating with all the crew tomorrow!

by lisitska December 11, 2020

Things NOT to say during sex

Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby

Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic

There are just some things NOT to say during sex...

by PlanX December 5, 2010

Exclusively not dating

A term used to define the status of a relationship. Neither of the two partners are seeing anyone else, but the title boyfriend/girlfriend puts too much pressure or seriousness to a loosely dating couple. (It is an exclusive relationship and neither are currently looking for another partner--but you would both still be considered "single")

A less tactful term could be “fuck buddies” but sex is not a prerequisite, and emotions are involved.

It's meant to be vague and confusing, because the relationship gets complicated when the lines aren't clearly defined, and the couples status is more than friends, but less than a committed relationship since emotions start to get involved.

Example:
R: So are you two seeing each other, or what?
K: Well sortta, we’re exclusively not dating.

by Allie-oop September 3, 2008