dallas

a girl that would suck you dick for a bottle of arizona and a cup of noodles.

DALLAS WANT SUM HOMEMADE PUKE NOODLES??

by greasy gambini December 30, 2018

Dallas

Another word for fuckboy.

He acts like a dallas.

by FuckboyH8er January 31, 2019

Bryce Dallas Howard

Emomaguirememes’ girlfriend

Did you hear Bryce Dallas Howard is dating emomaguirememes from Instagram?

by Lmfao.lol September 6, 2021

Mega Sloppy Dallas

When someone give you a sloppy Dallas with Mega Dallas Dip in their mouth.

Doo: “suck my dick bitch”
McNasty: “only if I can give you a Mega sloppy Dallas”

Soup: “Potato Turd”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

Dallas Fisher

A punk bitch baby boy from HHS. Loves Trombone because it reminds him of wiener. Also gay for Wycliffe.

Dude, don't be a Dallas Fisher, fag.

C'mon Son! Don't be a Dallas Fisher!

by Fishdank February 17, 2010

Dallas Cowboys

The fucking worst football team in the history of the NFL, AFL, or any other football in which they have existed. They suck dick, and will always suck dick. They will not win another superbowl in the history of their franchise. Jerry Jones is also a cock-sucking mother-fucker of an owner. He sucks balls, and takes it in the ass from Russian body-building monkeys. The Dallas Cowboys, now, and will forever be dick eating, monkey fuckers.

I hope the Dallas Cowboys win tonight.

Fuck you, go die.

by JimWood December 6, 2010

Dallas Cowboys

(Pronounced: Dal-Ass Kaoo-Boees)


The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).

The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.

Example: Lets watch the Dallas Cowboys beat the Washington Redskins.

by Alfie Gareth August 8, 2005