Veggie Dodger

a person who doesn’t eat the vegetables like a FREAK

Someone: you didn’t eat your vegetables
Me: yes
Someone: veggie dodger

by jdidjf July 16, 2022

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016

Grade Dodger

1.) Someone who never does work or labor by the time it's due, usually resulting in cheated or faked work. Term is almost always given a bad wrap.

2.) Someone who usually doesn't have good time-management, and ends up being anxious or stressed most of the time.

Kid1: "I'm so stressed, I haven't done my homework at home since last year, and I still have an 89 in Math!"

Kid2: "How do you do that?"

Kid1: "Can I copy your ELA homework?"

Kid2: "I think your turning into a Grade Dodger."

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

Dodger hater

Someone who hates on the baseball team of the Los Angeles Dodgers, usually a giants fan or someone who just likes to try and piss a dodger fan off. Yet they probably don’t watch baseball or pissed that their team lost to them (They hate them, because they ain’t them)

Giants fan: DoDgErS sUcK
Random person hating: yeah dOdGeRs sUcK
Dodger fans: y’all just some typical Dodger haters, $4+ billion dollars and all the homegrown talent along with consistent winning seasons. Have fun rotting and your team’s ass getting kicked by them.

by SouthernerInTheNorth November 22, 2023

Dub Dodger

Someone who avoids getting dubs with the boys

Can’t believe Kevin is being a dub dodger tonight.

by Hi I’m teej August 3, 2025

Coffin Dodger

Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.

That guy is a coffin dodger , stay away from him.

by The Coffin Dodger May 19, 2018

Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!

by JammieDodger916 February 6, 2019