dilks

he with a large penis thatis pleasing to women.

she saw that he was Dilks and knew he would give her much orgasmic pleasure.

by jenna jamesen July 11, 2006

dillsmith

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

"I hurt my dillsmith."

"I just bought a dillsmith to add to my collection of sex toys."

by Zipzipzow May 6, 2003

Dillsboro

An area of western North Carolina that is to small to even be called a town. The correct term is "tourist trap". At one point, there was a sucky tourist-attraction railroad there, but now even thats gone. So all that remains in Dillsboro is two streets of gift shops that sell t-shirts with pictures of trains on them, despite the obvious lack of trains in the area. The only people who typically visit Dillsboro are tourists from Florida (Floridians, if you're being nice. Floridiots, if you're not). If you visit this town, you may very well lose your soul.

Floridiot Man: Honey, where should we go for our vacation?
Floridiot Woman: Ooh, I heard about a small town called Dillsboro where nobody minds our awful driving!
FM: Is there anything to do there?
FW: Oh, yes, we can buy tack t-shirts and knick-knacks!
FM: Hellz yeah!!! We have to go there!!!

by Georgina Googleflompel December 26, 2008

DILF

Daughter I'd Like to Fuck
A younger version of a MILF, often seen on college campuses and high schools

holy shit, look at that silf. Now I gotta get home and rub one out.

by urap_nis June 5, 2003

DiFS

DiFS stands for Division of iPod & Family Services. Much like DYFS (Division of Youth & Family Services), DiFS serves to protect all Apple products that are the victims of neglect and abuse by their owners, such as people who bring food and drinks around their computers, people who leave their Apple products unattended in a crowded wi-fi location to grab a coffee at the counter, etc.

Oh my. That guy just left his Macbook and iPhone on the table and went to order coffee. Anyone could snatch those things and run! I'm calling DiFS.

by real-diculous November 1, 2011

dilf

DUDE I'LL LOVE FOREVER !

GUY 1: Oh man that kekoa is a dilf !
GUY 2: He's that dude i'll love forever ..

by rectalkisser544 January 10, 2012

Big Dilf

Big Dilf is the most pimp freshman you know. His name is usually Dylan but only goes by Dilf.

Yo did you guys see how pimp Big Dilf looks today? Yeah what a snack.

by Big_Dilf January 4, 2019