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Urban dictionary

This hate-pit of a website that has been invaded by stupid teenyboppers. Here, women bitch about men 24/7 to take out their frustrations, and men right horrid, disgusting definitions about sexual acts towards women. Others like to whine about video games, their parents, their friends that we've never even met and comic books. Originally intended for slang, but good luck with any of that.

This moderator-less hunk of junk is fueled by only stereotypes and hatred, with editors that can't do their job for shit. This is my 3rd time trying to add this definition, while complete and utter bullshit gets put on here.
The following example is a REAL Urban dictionary "definition":

Boys- fuck them all there all out there everywhere to either break your heart, make your life missrible, or just ruin your life completely. sometimes there wonderful and everything but then they turn, mean are all cheaters they will do it at least once in your relationship, there liers and they all are so ladys DONT BELEAVE REALLY ANYTHING THAT THEY SAY to you cuz most of the time there just trying to either get you in bed or just want a girlfriend so say they got one, well what i say about them is just FUCK THEM ALL and just DONT TRUST THEM AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
by I hate makings namessss August 1, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A website where one can either get references to sex, or helpful definitions, but usually the first one.
Poor Soul: I looked up monkey on the internet, and apparently it’s a name for the female genitalia.
Me: Urban Dictionary?
Poor Soul: Yep.
by SkyrimAndHerPeople October 26, 2019
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Your ban dictionary

Haha funny it looks like your banned dictionary hahahahaha hahaha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha hehehehehe he
Bill: Hey, tell me a joke.

Tommy: Your ban dictionary
Bill: hahahahahahahahahahahaha that’s hilarious
by RatPigDog March 19, 2021
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Dictionary

A Useless book of information. The only useful dictionary is the one you're reading at this moment. Also If they misspell a word how would we know? Mrs. Stocks's best friend.
by go123 December 23, 2010
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urban dictionaryholic

One who is addicted to looking up the most profane words ever and using them to create highly uncomfortable situations and to effectively degrade his/her homosexual friends.
"Dude, Flave, don't be such a fagatron and come read urban dictionary with me...you are such a pirate smoker."

"Dude, you are such and urban dictionaryholic that it makes me want to give you a cincinnatti bowtie...I mean,...yea
by Andrew Bateman November 1, 2006
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Sub-Urban Dictionary

What the Urban Dictionary has become with its plethora of lame word puns like "Dopplebanger" and "Protohype" that will never catch on.
John: I want to see if I can find some good words to explain life in the modern zeitgeist.

Jenn: Why don't you look on Urban Dictionary?

John: You mean SUB-Urban Dictionary? Maybe, but I'd have to filter through a lot of crap to find any terms worth using. I'm better off trawling for words on a web-forum!
by Eyeconspicuous April 24, 2010
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Names on Urban Dictionary

Self-Loving descriptions of People with low self-esteem
"Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally"
"Did you get that shit from Names on Urban Dictionary ?"
"... yes."
by Logan76667 November 10, 2013
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