diarrhea touchdown

When you're ass is about to break open and you barely make it to the toilet in time.

Officer, I really need to get back on the road. I'm about to score a diarrhea touchdown.

by xpoopxmachinex November 11, 2013

summer diarrhea

The type of diarrhea you get when it is so hot outside that the poop inside your ass melts. Also known as summer shits/squirts.

The warehouse was so hot today that I know I will have summer diarrhea when I get off work.

by jsnb78 June 12, 2013

diarrhea lube

After doing a fresh diarrhea. You wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the paper, thus fingering your own ass using your diarrhea as lubrication.

Person 1: babe I just had diarrhea lube. I think we should try anal when you have diarrhea lube.
Person 2: that sounds great

by Weirdthoughts101 March 5, 2018

e-diarrhea

Similar to verbal diarrhea, e-diarrhea is when someone has an inability to stop typing, and must occupy thier computer screen with messages, however senseless or irritating to others.

Gumba Gumba\ Kung-fu jesus has 80 wpm of e-diarrhea waiting for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

oral diarrhea

flow of the garbled streams of vernacular coming from someones mouth

"What the hell did he say?"

"Sounded like oral diarrhea to me."

"Good call."

by loren goins November 28, 2003

brain diarrhea

getting brain farts to the point of exhaustion.

I've been having brain farts so often this past week, its starting to feel like brain diarrhea...

This brain diarrhea is really affecting my semester's grade.

by David Fate February 5, 2009

lukewarm diarrhea

Lukewarm diarrhea is the exact opposite of hot shit.

You think you're hot shit but you're more like lukewarm diarrhea.

by Thequick April 24, 2008