menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.

Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

The cycle

When you fuck a grandmother, her daughter, and her grandchild all in one night.

I fucked my friends grandma, mom, and sister and got the cycle.

by the next big porn star July 29, 2009

Spin Cycle

What one encounters when shutting his/her eyes after drinking a lot of alcohol or mixing alcohol with pot.

"Holy shit Matt, I can't believe you finished that handle."

Matt: "I'm going through a Spin Cycle, just get me the waste basket."

by GingerCartman April 22, 2010

uni-cycle

Similar to tryke. A uni-cycle involves two females. The first female performs a handstand on a wheel-barrel tire. The second female uses a double ended dildo or other phallic item to "ride" the first female.

Samantha preferred to have Angela change the light bulbs why they uni-cycled in the garage.

by blueiyis June 30, 2008

suck my cycle

suck my cock

I love it wen Anna kournikova sucks my cycle

by Adam (PIMP) August 25, 2003

standard cycle

The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.

If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.

Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.

Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.

Dude 1: Your wife sucks.

Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 4, 2009

The Cycle

(N) - cyclical and tragic break-up process that involves breaking down to nothing before regaining one's form. Symptoms involve heavy binge drinking, random fits of tears and propensity for listening to depressing music (i.e. Dashboard Confessional).

That's the twelfth time he's put on "Round Here" what the hell?

Easy man, he's going through the cycle...it's all he's got.

by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010