Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009
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i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.
by chaudron horn July 9, 2006
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Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.
Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.
by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009
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by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010
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2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.
3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.
3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.
2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
by Random Facter April 1, 2011
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