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Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009
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crusty crabs

your butt itches when you dont wipe it good enough
by Mike Andrews October 20, 2003
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crusty horn

when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.
i woke up this morning at this chicks house, went to the bathroom and the bitch gave me a crusty horn.
by chaudron horn July 9, 2006
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Crusty Cob

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.
Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.
by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009
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Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.
While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.
by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010
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crusty cheeseburger

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
by Random Facter April 1, 2011
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crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe
hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker
by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010
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