wiki-cruise

Noun or Verb

1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.

2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.

I'm too poor to go on an actual cruise to Fiji, but I totally went on a wiki-cruise, and have been telling people at work that I've been there! I even took a few generic photos of me at the beach and have been playing it up like they're Fiji on facebook with facts about the food, animal life and whatnot.

- or -

The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Crosley Cruiser

A cheap piece of junk that will destroy your records if you use it.

P1: "I got a Crosley Cruiser and now my records won't play."

P2: " I told you! You should just burn it."

by DJlikescats December 4, 2016

pt cruiser

A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.

Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

FJ cruiser

N; The act of giving or receiving a footjob while in a moving vehicle.

That chick gave me the best FJ cruiser while we were on that road trip last summer.

by Proser Brosley November 29, 2009

PT Cruiser

The ultimate in gay and lesbian transport. Not really, but anybody who owns one is recommended to get a CAT scan to make sure they don't have a tumor that might be affecting their thought process. They are retro styled, look absolutely horrible, and are driven exclusively by dipshits.
Should have been called the Looser Cruzer

Every time I see somebody driving a PT Cruiser I think, "What a fag."

by Mustangs Rule March 28, 2009

spooge cruise

a paper boat full of cum that you pour on an asian's face.

Launch the boat, don't dock the spooge cruise.

by D'Licioso April 1, 2003

Tom Cruise

A crazy-ass mother fucker who would sue for any reason possible.

"Hey, is that fudge-packer Tom Cruise?" - Mr. Garrison

"THAT'S IT! I'M SUING THIS ENTIRE INTOLERANT TOWN!!!" -Tom Cruise

by Want a Pickle? April 17, 2010