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republican crime family

a political organization of elected officials who sell their votes in a mass block, inexchange for campaign contributions "bribes" to vote in favor of those making donations to the crime family against the will an best interest of the citizens of the nation.
Huge donations are given to the republican crime family so that all its members vote for and pass a law to elliminate the standard light bulb because they only sell for 25 cents or so each. Under the new law, these are banned, only spiral flourescent type bulbs containing enough mercury to require a hazmat team to clean if broken are allowed to be sold. These sell for a few dollars each. The light bulb companies gave huge donations to the crime family to get this law passed. The spin was that is "saves energy"
by american24366 December 31, 2011
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smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.
by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004
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castleton crip

Any kid from main street in castleton, that thinks that they are "straight up hood", even though no one else thinks that they are
Person 1:"Man that kid is such a wigger"
Person 2:"Nah, he is just a castleton crip"
by cusefan8888 April 27, 2009
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taint cramp

A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.
Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!
by Atomic Smartass September 8, 2017
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crisp

(adj.) Cool, swell, pleasing, awesome, dandy, marvelous, wonderful, nifty, keen, stoic

used to describe something

1. great, fine, excellent

2. suave

3. unaffected by emotions

4. highly skilled/clever

*may suggest that feat was performed in a short period of time

5. socially adept
1) That was a crisp movie.

2) Did you see how he just went over and put his arm around Adrienne? That was crisp.

3) Klee's a pretty crisp guy. He even didn't flip a shit when he almost hit a telephone pole!

4) The lawyer performed a crisp questioning of the witness.

5) The girls all think he's crisp because he plays football, that bastard!
by TheScream February 26, 2011
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Crime Dawg

A person who takes a bite out of crime or is the master of crime. The master of crime-a-monies.
You're such a crime dawg Mash!
by biggie smalls November 12, 2003
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Crime against Humanities

1. A work of literature, art, philosophy, or other discipline that is covered in the study of Humanities that is detrimental to human society and culture.

2. The actual element of the aforementioned work that makes it detrimental to human society.
1. Dude, I just read Twilight, and it didn't just suck, it was a Crime against Humanities.

2. The way her irresponsible writing glorifies horrible relationships is definately a Crime against Humanities.
by Dacheez2008 January 14, 2009
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